Reblog this and see what you get, anon or not.
- ♂ = i am a boy who has a crush on you
- ♀ = i am a girl who has a crush on you
- ✂ = just delete your tumblr already
- ✌ = you’re awesome
- ♡ = i love your blog
- ❁ = you’re beautiful
- ✓ = i hate you
- ☹ = you’re ugly
- ☀ = i want to have sex with you
- ♬ = i wish we were close
- ♧ = i wish we were friends in real life
- ☆ = i relate to a lot of the same things you go through
- ☮ = you inspire me
When I met and shook hands with President Obama on Friday I introduced myself and said, “my name is Spencer Griffin and I work at collegehumor.com.” He said, “okay, so are you funny?” and I said confidently, “yeah, I’m funny.” And he said, “tell me something funny.” And I blanked. He laughed and said, “yeah, that’s what I thought.” I got roasted by the President of the United States.